Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Sheng nanxuan was very narrow-minded. He was afraid that Sheng Dongyi would leave a mark on her heart, so he seized the opportunity to smear his reputation.


  Gong mo naturally believed his words. He frowned and said, " "It's so disgusting to think about it now! I actually went on a date with him and held his hand or something. How disgusting! I don't like him at all!"


  "You didn't like him when you were dating him?"


  Gong mo was taken aback. He whispered, " maybe he did like her back then, but now he doesn't like her anymore. He only hates her now. I think he was stupid back then! 


   you ...  Gong mo was displeased.  do you still like silly people? "


  "I can't help it, I'm too smart. No matter how different your IQs are, you mortals are all the same in my eyes."


   Alright, alright, Yingluo.  Sheng nanxuan grabbed her hand and turned off the TV.  go back to your room and sleep! 


Diagnosis result: in a vegetative state