Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Yu Qingliu returned home after an operation and found that the whole family was there except for him.


  "What are you guys doing?" he was startled.


  Was he going to force him into marriage again?


  His parents, eldest brother and eldest sister-in-law were all looking at him with heavy gazes, making him feel very pressured.


  Yu Xinran gave him a look, but he didn't understand.


  Yu Qingliu called for the maid to bring him food as he sat down beside Yu Xinran. He watched the TV and said, " "Country x came to our place to cheat us of food and drinks again, Yingluo"


The whole world was shocked