Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Yu Qingliu rubbed her waist,"did you go the wrong way?" They're not here."


  "I know." Ding dang smiled.  I came down to get some snacks. I heard some noise, so I came over to take a look. 


  "If you want to see, then go ahead!" Yu Qingliu was speechless.  can you not scare me? "


  Ding dang hurriedly asked,"are you injured?" Let me see!" As she spoke, she reached out her demonic palm towards him.


  "What are you doing?" Yu Qingliu hurriedly jumped away.


   I'm helping you to check on your injury ~"ding dang said matter-of-factly," it's said that a man's waist is the most important. It's not good to fall and injure it! 


  "But don't worry, I'll be responsible for you!" Ding dang said with a serious face.


  "Who wants you to take responsibility!" Yu Qingliu called out.


  "Young master Qingliu, the noodles are ready." A helper came over with noodles and tea.  miss ding, what are you doing here? "


Call me uncle