Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Is it broken?" Ding dang looked at him with teary eyes.


  His heart skipped a beat and he had a strange feeling. He couldn't help but soften his voice."I don't think so, but it's better to take a look."


  "Oh, Yingluo, will you come with me?"


  She paused, put down her feet, and stood up with the help of the table. She said pitifully, " "I'll go by myself, Yingluo."


  Yu Qingliu thought for a moment and called for her Secretary.


  When ding dang left, he suddenly remembered, " "Shoes ..."


  "I'll leave it with you first! I can't wear it now anyway!" Ding dang roared.


  Yu Qingliu was speechless.  weren't you crying just now? why are you suddenly so energetic? "


  "What are you laughing at?" Yu Qingliu rolled her eyes.


  "I'm laughing at how the young ladies nowadays are willing to part with their money!"


  "Young girls nowadays? You make it sound like you're very old!"


I'm set on you!