Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"No, Yingluo, I'm chasing a beauty this time." Ding dang said obediently.


  Ding dang glared at him and suddenly raised her voice, "  don't you know what my hobby is?! 


  Yu Qingliu awkwardly looked away and mumbled, " "Yingluo, how would I know your hobbies?"


  Ding dang looked at him angrily. Suddenly, she leaned on the table and made an alluring gesture, winking at him."My hobby is you ~"


   ahem, ahem, ahem,"Sheng nanxuan said hurriedly.  uncle, I'll come back later.  Then, he quickly left the office.


  Ding dang snickered and asked Yu Qingliu,"Eh? What's wrong with him?"


  "I miss his wife," Yu Qingliu said with a dark face.


  "Then why did he call you uncle? Then I'll be his little aunt in the future?"


  "Don't you dare!" Yu Qingliu shouted, " you're a girl. Don't talk nonsense! 


  "I'm not talking nonsense. I'm serious!" Ding dang said, feeling wronged.
