Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

 who ... Who asked you to do that?!   when I was born, you were studying abroad, okay? " Yu Xinran couldn't bring herself to say it.


  "It's not like I'm overseas every day. I've hugged you before when I come home during the holidays."


  "You only hugged her, why did you make it sound so bad?"


  "How is it unpleasant? Isn't it a baby's need to pee and poop?" Yu Qingliu looked at Hu Zi.  Hu Zi, don't you agree? "


  Hu Zi turned his head away and ignored him, feeling that he was talking bad about him again!


  "I'm not talking to you anymore!" Yu Xinran pulled Gong Bai away angrily.


  Yu Qingliu tutted and said gloomily, " "When girls grow up, they side with outsiders. When I was young, I used to say 'little uncle is so handsome', but now I'm just having menopause, Yingluo!"


  "Who asked you to be so annoying." Sheng nanxuan said.


  Yu Qingliu glared at him,"even you are criticizing me?."


  "Why can't I talk about you? I think you're just too free, hurry up and find a wife."


Could it be that you're moved?