Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"You don't have the final say!" Yu Xinran blushed.


  "Then who has the final say?" He asked in a low voice.


  Yu Xinran said,"you haven't met my family yet, Yingluo."


  Gong Bai glanced at Yu Qingliu beside him and said, " "I've seen little uncle. You don't have to do this on purpose. After all, we haven't been together for long-"


  Yu Xinran immediately looked at him.  that's true, but I've already gone to Nanjiang. Furthermore, uncle and Auntie will definitely appear at the funeral. I can't pretend that I don't know them, right? "


  "So you agree?" Gong Bai asked with a smile.


  Yu Xinran rolled her eyes at him and said,"what can I do if I don't agree?" I'm not such an impolite person, Yingying."


  "After we're done, I'll bring you around," Shan Rong said to Gambino.


  Gambino nodded, understanding that she wanted to accompany him to reminisce about the past.


  While they were chatting, their subordinates were also chatting on the other side.


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