Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

On the night of the 14th day of the first lunar month, at the Yu family villa.


  Yu Qingliu came back from outside, her face flushed with success. Seeing that the lights in the dining room were on, he walked in and saw that the other members of the Yu family were sitting at the table and eating dinner quietly.


  "Has young master Qingliu had dinner?" the maid asked.


  "Oh, take a bowl." Although he had already eaten, he could still accompany everyone!


  Yu Xinran smiled and asked,"little uncle went on a date~"


   ahem ...  Yu Qingliu coughed awkwardly and asked everyone, " why aren't you saying anything? "


   what's wrong? " Yu Qingliu was stunned.  what happened to your grandmother? "


  "She's just missing Hu. Don't talk nonsense!" Yu Xinran said softly.


  "This New Year is so boring!" Wu surong put down her bowl and chopsticks and stood up.


A surprise