Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Hu Zi was dumbfounded, what? His father was going to hit him? What for?


  He shook his head, feeling wronged. He shook off Sheng nanxuan's hand and climbed into Gong Mo's arms.


  Gong mo put his hands behind his back and refused to hug him.  "You betrayed me, and-"


  "You even laughed it off!" Gong Mo's eyes were filled with tears.


  "Why did you hide it from me?" Sheng nanxuan asked, suppressing his anger.


  Gong mo glanced at him and hugged Hu Zi. He said in fear, " "It's because Yingluo was afraid you'd be fierce to me."


  "I'm fierce to you?" Sheng nanxuan's eyes widened.


  "I'm scared of this." Gong mo shivered.


  "You're scared, but you still dare to hide it from me?" Sheng nanxuan roared, "what can I do to you when you're sick?! 


  Gong mo didn't dare to say anything, he thought, what can you do to me? Roar at me ah Yingluo


  Hu Zi was also shocked. He hugged her arm and whispered, " "Mommy, Yingluo."


What can I do to you when you're sick?