Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

 I'll teach you ...  seeing that she was about to get angry again, King immediately said, "I'll teach you right away!  Do you know what's the most unique characteristic of an assassin? No feelings! And you? Can you be cold-blooded and heartless? If you can, you can do whatever you want. Kill me, kill everyone here! I still have a lot of people outside carrying out missions all over the world. After you kill me, they'll come after you and exterminate your entire clan. Do you believe that? If you have feelings, you'll be very sad. You're willing to see your family die for you?"


  "Even if you don't have any family, are you willing to see the innocent strangers you've come into contact with die? It's very likely that they'll massacre the entire city. Do you have the heart to do that?"


Stay and be my woman