Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Zeng Shuai hurriedly put him on the ground and comforted him,""Be good and don't cry ~"


  "Don't cry, don't cry, Yingluo, daddy will be here soon!" CEng Shuai was flustered. If she continued to cry like this, the BOSS would definitely blame her when he came.


  "Turtle!" Zeng Shuai suddenly remembered and reached out to pick up the turtle on the ground. When he reached there, he found that the cage was covered with a piece of white cloth.


  Just as he was about to open it, there was a pa-


  Tian Cheng picked up the piece of cloth expressionlessly and stuffed it into her canvas bag.


  He reacted. That seemed to be his little underwear.


  Is there still justice? He didn't do it on purpose!


   burp ~"Hu Zi was so scared by this slap that his crying stopped. After burping, he sneaked a look at CEng Shuai.


She gave him a slap