Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

The turtle crawled to the side in disgust.


  Hu Zi caught it and continued to feed it meat.


  Hu Zi was angry. He grabbed it and pressed it into his bowl.


  "Are you still eating?" Sheng nanxuan facepalmed.


  Everyone had finished eating, and he was the only one left playing with the turtle.


  Sheng nanxuan picked up a small spoon and scooped rice from his own bowl to feed him.


  Gong mo stood up, walked to Hu Zi and kissed him.  "Mommy and Auntie are going to play. You can follow daddy."


  Hu Zi nodded as he chewed and played with the turtle.


  Gong mo took it that he had agreed and turned to look at Tian Cheng. Seeing that she was still carrying the canvas bag, he said, " "Why don't you ask your brother-in-law to help you bring your things back?"


  "No need! I'll carry it myself!" Tian Cheng hurriedly covered the bag and glanced at CEng Shuai.


Then don't come home