Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo had ridden it a few times, but Sheng nanxuan had always been the one leading her. She had not learned how to ride it. However, she had already learned how to get on the horse.


  She mounted the horse and began to move forward slowly.


  Tian Cheng, who had just been struck by the moonlight, did not even dare to get close to her horse. The coach wanted to help her onto the horse, but she felt uncomfortable and refused to move.


  Seeing this, Gong mo guessed that at her age, if she wasn't in a relationship, she had never even held a boy's hand. She must be shy.


  Gong mo pulled the reins to stop the horse and dismounted. The coach stretched out his hands to protect her, but he did not dare to touch her.


  After she got down, she heaved a sigh of relief. It was her first time getting on and off the horse without Sheng nanxuan. She did not feel safe.


  She walked to Tian Cheng's side and asked,"you don't dare to go up?" Don't be afraid, I'll help you."


Butt hurts