Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Sheng nanxuan turned around and saw Fang Yang standing beside him with a horse in a daze. He said to him, " "Look at Hu Zi for a moment,"


  Fang Yang nodded, threw away the reins, and walked to Hu Zi's side.


  Sheng nanxuan turned around.  you little brat. What are you shouting for? " Your mother is here."


  Hearing this, Gong mo whipped him on the back.


  He jumped out and could not help but laugh.


  "Are you alright?" Gong mo asked in a hurry.


  Sheng nanxuan looked at her speechlessly.  you've already hit her. Why are you still asking? "


  "It's all because of you!" Gong mo pulled a long face. She didn't want to hit him. It was just that he was talking nonsense, and her hands reacted too quickly.


  Fang Yang chuckled and said to Hu Zi, " "It's big horse."


  "Big horse." With his finger in his mouth, Hu Zi felt like he had shouted something wrong.


  "Don't eat my hand." Fang Yang moved his finger away.


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