Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

When ding dang saw him, her whole body stiffened. She immediately stood up and retreated, stammering as she explained, " "I-I-I Yingluo, I didn't bully her!"


  Yu Qingliu furrowed her brows and understood what was going on.


  Tian Cheng got up and looked at him with tears in her eyes.


  He shouted at ding dang, " it's fine if you rape me. How dare you rape a girl?! 


  Yu Qingliu glared at Tian Cheng.  I was kind enough to save you. How dare you seduce my girlfriend?! 


  Tian Cheng fell backward on the bed-she chose death.


  Ding dang understood and immediately ran to Yu Qingliu's side, saying seriously, " "I'm straight!"


  "Yingluo, I was just trying to bully her!"


  Yu Qingliu paused, narrowed her eyes and asked gloomily, "  as a police officer of the people, you actually dare to bully people? "


  Ding dang pursed her lips and said innocently, " "Who told her to seduce you, Yingluo?"


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