Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo laughed and said proudly, " "I thought you didn't care about me?"


  "Alright, alright, I was wrong!" Seeing that he was about to lose his temper, Gong mo hurriedly took out the thermometer and said, " quick, check if you have a fever. 


  Sheng nanxuan took the thermometer and checked it. There was no problem with it. Then, he put it on the coffee table.


  "Do you want a younger brother?" Hu Zi asked as he clung onto Gong mo.


   pfft-" Gong mo choked.  who said she wanted a younger brother? "


  Hu Zi glanced at Sheng nanxuan and whispered, " "Daddy said to have one."


  Sheng nanxuan facepalmed.  you're disobedient. I'll just have one. I don't want you. 


  "What nonsense are you talking about?"  don't scare the child!  Gong mo kicked him.


  Then, she hugged the depressed Hu Zi in her arms and wrapped him in a blanket.  be good, baby. Mommy loves you the most. 
