Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Sheng nanxuan pinched her face.  you're in the same office as me. You can watch over me. You don't have to do that with my Secretary. 


  Gong mo glared at him and said,"do that with the Secretary?" Are you doing that with your Secretary now?"


  "I swear to the heavens! How can the Secretary be as pretty as you? But I can't say for sure what will happen in the future, so you'd better watch over me personally."


  "Will you be disobedient if I don't look at you?"


  "Of course I'll be good." Sheng nanxuan felt wronged.  but aren't you worried? Weren't you afraid that I'd dislike you this afternoon?"


  "Then I can't be in the same office as you. Don't you understand that distance breeds beauty?"


  "Don't believe that kind of lie! Distance would only create distance! I can't even see it clearly from far away, how would I know if it's beautiful or not?"


  "Forget it, I don't want to talk about this anymore. It's boring." Gong mo said helplessly.


A serious man is the most handsome!