Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo felt wronged and pinched his waist.


  He grabbed her hand and asked,"what are you doing?" You want me to 'take care' of you?"


  "I want you to sleep in the study. Are you going?"


  "I'm not going, not going!" Sheng nanxuan immediately hugged her.  I'm not meeting the study room! Not at all! No, no, no... I can go on a date with you!"


  Gong mo kicked him under the blanket, but he turned over and pressed her down.  "Alright, alright, don't be angry. Why would I dislike you? I'm afraid you'll despise me. "


  "You're handsome and rich, why would I dislike you?"


  "You're so beautiful and gentle, so why would I dislike you?"


  Hearing this, Gong mo burst into laughter and buried his head in his arms, " "I suddenly feel like we're so shameless, Yingluo."


  Who would praise the other party like this? They were simply a self-praising couple!


  "It's fine if you're shameless!" Sheng nanxuan was depressed.  your period is here. Don't throw yourself into my arms! 


I'm not meeting up with the study room