Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo walked into the cloakroom. Sheng nanxuan was also changing his clothes.


  She went over to take a look and saw that he was wearing the scarf she had knitted for him. She couldn't help but say, " "Didn't I buy you a new scarf two days ago? Why aren't you wearing it? You're wearing this old one again, it's so ugly!"


  Sheng nanxuan hugged her and kissed her.  you knitted it for me. How can it be ugly? "


  "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but you're actually very ugly!" Gong mo pushed him away and tried to take it off.  don't wear it and embarrass yourself. It's not knitted well and it's deformed. Wear the new one. 


  "Although I didn't knit it, I bought it and picked it out for you. What's the Difference?"


   how can the child you gave birth to be the same as the one you 'picked yourself' from the orphanage and adopted? "


  Gong mo ignored him and turned around to change his clothes.


I'll knit you another one!