Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo pursed his lips and said sadly,"I can have a bath in hot water."


  Gong mo puffed up his cheeks and turned his head away gloomily, " "Then what do you want me to do? I'm going to go moldy! If there's anything wrong with you, I can still spend time to find fault with you ..."


  "Is it really okay for you to praise me while making me angry?"


  Gong mo was stunned,"who praised you?" I'm condemning you, okay? You're just trying to control me and make me out of touch with this world! In the future, when I don't know anything, you'll come and despise me again!"


  Sheng nanxuan facepalmed.  you love to think about things that are impossible. Do you believe that I will hypnotize you? "


  "Not at work or doing anything." Sheng nanxuan said coldly, " if you're bored, you can find something interesting to do. There are many things in this world that can kill time, and it doesn't require too much mental and physical strength."


Hubby, you're the best ~