Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

   alright, go to my room first. I'll call Tian Cheng over immediately!  Gong Ying pushed him inside.


  After entering the room, Wu Li looked at her and pulled her into his arms. He smiled and said, " "You're pregnant, and you're even prettier than before."


  Gong Fei pushed him away with a straight face,"what are you doing?" You still want to f * ck a pregnant woman?"


   you haven't had sex with a pregnant woman yet ~"Wu Li laughed.  you're already a few months pregnant. It won't affect you.  Don't you miss me? Let me try Yingluo."


  As Wu Li spoke, he hugged her and started kissing her.


  Gong Fei half-refused and half-accepted, scolding,""You haven't been lacking women these days, have you? You didn't even come to see me yesterday on Valentine's Day. Who were you having fun with?"


  "You're so long-winded, it looks like you're lacking work!" Wu Li unbuckled his belt and pushed her onto the bed.


Do you want me to call her over?