Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "How do we call it even?" his aunt looked at him in disbelief.


  "Big brother and sister-in-law want to see if we can settle this privately. In the future, they'll pay for Tian Cheng's medical and rehabilitation fees, so we can stop the lawsuit. We're all a family, it won't look good if we fight. Besides, you almost killed someone. If we go to court, you'll go to jail!"


  "Then I'll go to jail! I won't be private anymore!" Little aunt cried, " Gong ye is so vicious. I won't let her go!  Tell big brother and sister-in-law that Tian Cheng and I will cut off all contact with them from now on. We're enemies in the future, not relatives!"


  "If you speak up for them, I won't acknowledge you either!"


  Third aunt opened her mouth, but didn't dare to say anything because Gong mo and Sheng nanxuan were beside her.  you're putting us in a difficult position by doing this! 


  "You guys just help me and don't have any contact with them. What's so difficult about that?"


Tian Cheng and I cut off all contact with them