Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Gong mo had a full body physical examination two days ago, and the report was in Yu Qingliu's drawer.


  Yu Qingliu took out a large stack of reports.  "All the data is within the normal range."


  "It's already the third time, does that mean you've recovered?" Gong mo asked happily.


  Yu Qingliu beckoned her over, and she obediently extended her hand for him to take her pulse.


  Sheng nanxuan opened the experience report and read it seriously.


  Sheng nanxuan looked at her.  you can see that I've been working hard all these years.   


  Gong mojiao looked at him in surprise.


  He put down the report and put his hand on her shoulder.  "If I hadn't supervised you and taken care of you all these years, would you have recovered so quickly?"


  "Yes, yes, yes! It's all your credit!" Gong mo hurriedly nodded.


I want to have a daughter