Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    When Sheng Yiting returned home from school, the coffee table was filled with snacks.


  He looked around in confusion, but there was no one.


  He threw his bag on the sofa happily and took out a bag of chips from his snacks. He turned on the TV with the remote control as he ate.


  He felt his mouth go dry after eating half of the chips. Seeing that there was still a can of soda on the coffee table, he immediately opened it and drank.


  Usually, his mother wouldn't let him eat these, so he would eat more when she didn't see him. She couldn't ask him to spit it out when she saw it!


  At that thought, Sheng Yiting gulped down half a bottle of soda again.


   Yiting!  Gong Mo's gentle voice was heard.


   pfft-" Sheng Yiting spat out a mouthful of soda. The carbon dioxide got into his windpipe, causing him to cough violently.


   son, are you alright?!  Gong mo was shocked and immediately sat down beside him to massage his back.


Could it be that mom and dad want a divorce?