Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Simon, what are you doing?" "Slow down!" Shan Rong shouted.


  "I'm the shortest! I feel inferior!" Simon shouted in Italy.


  Shan Rong was startled,"what's there to feel inferior about?" You're also the youngest!"


  Simon stopped and waited for them. When they arrived, he asked Sheng Yiting in a low voice, " "How tall were you when you were twelve?"


  "Liar!" Simon shouted, " definitely not as high as me now. 


  "Tsk, whatever you want." Sheng Yiting shrugged. What good would it do to win this?


  When he got home, the chef had already prepared a table full of dishes.


  Gambino had brought a few subordinates with him, and they left after putting away their luggage.


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