Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     Tian Cheng got up, pulled open the drawer of the bedside table, and took out a bunch of keys.  "In the future, just come in directly. Don't wait outside."


  "Cheng Cheng!" Zeng Shuai looked at her excitedly.


  "I don't have any other intentions." Tian Cheng lay on the pillow, her index finger twirling around his chest.  we've been entangled for eight years. Since I can't chase you away, I'll give you a little more benefit. If you can't hold on anymore one day, Yingluo, just put the key on the table. I'll understand."


  Zeng Shuai hugged her excitedly,"good, Yingluo, good!" However, that day would not come. In this life, I'm sticking to you."


  Eight years in exchange for a bunch of keys proved that his persistence had paid off. Who knew if they would get a marriage certificate in exchange for another eighteen years?


  Tian Cheng flipped over and pressed him down. She grinned and said, " "Don't be so sure, what if I take it seriously?"


Can I stay?