Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    After a moment of silence, Lu duo turned her head and asked dejectedly, " "Brother Hu, will you remember me after I leave?"


  "Of course I will." Sheng Yiting said with certainty.


  "But if we don't see each other for many years, will you not recognize me?"


  Lu duo's face fell. She asked in disappointment, " you really forget? "


  "I didn't forget." Sheng Yiting looked at her.  I will remember how you look now, but you will definitely change in the future.  As the saying goes, women change 18 times as they grow up. In the future, you will become more and more beautiful, and I will definitely not be able to recognize you."


   pfft-" Lu duo was amused and laughed. Her gloominess was swept away and she was happy.


   sister ...  Lu Song ran over with a shiny bottle in his hand.  I caught a lot of them ... 


  The bottle was filled with fireflies, and the fireflies kept flying around, causing the entire bottle to flash.


I'll remember how you look now