Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Tian Cheng nodded and looked at him,'sure! It might be a good idea to raise a child. Otherwise, who would I give all the money I earn?"


  Zeng Shuai held his breath and said nervously,"Then, Zhenzhen"


  "I can live. However, don't think that I'll marry you just because you have a child." Tian Cheng lowered her eyes.


  "I understand." He nodded. He had long realized this.


  "The child has my surname and I'm his Guardian, but it's completely mine. Is there a problem?" She looked up at him.


  Zeng Shuai shook his head and gently held her in his arms.


  She suddenly smiled and said,"I feel like you're slowly invading my life." The result was just a little slower than the others, but you've succeeded in the end."


  "Don't chase me away, ran ran. I didn't do it on purpose." Zeng Shuai suddenly hugged her tightly.


I haven't hugged you enough