Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Gong mo was sitting on the sofa and drinking chicken soup. When he saw him coming out, he snorted, " "I thought you didn't want me anymore after you had a daughter!"


  "Why would I?" Sheng nanxuan hurriedly took the bowl of chicken soup and fed it to her.  in my heart, no one can compare to you! 


  "Aiya!" Shan Rong called out from the side, "my teeth are aching from seeing you guys! 


   let's go, "she said to Gambino as she stood up.  let's go see Cher. 


   she's asleep, "Sheng nanxuan said hurriedly.  don't wake her up! 


  "We won't disturb her. We'll only disturb you when she cries at night!"


  Sheng nanxuan smiled. He was happy to do so.


  "Have a good sleep tonight. Leave Xue 'er to me," he said to Gong mo.


  Sheng nanxuan suddenly looked around and asked, " "Where's Yiting?"


  "I went to do my homework with Simon."


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