Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng Yiting chuckled.  my mother said that I loved meat when I was young. She didn't let me eat it, so I went to steal some Pixiu with my uncle. I didn't tell you about my uncle, did I? " He's a year and a half younger than me. "


  "Ah?" Tong Siyao looked at him in surprise.


  He talked about Simon and Shan Rong, explaining why Simon was younger than him. After a long while, he finally said,  uncle came over during the new year. When he found out that I had a girlfriend, he kept clamoring to see her. It's a pity that you weren't there. 


  Tong Siyao blushed. She didn't expect his family to know about her.


  Fortunately, she had told her mother and sister about her boyfriend, so she didn't owe him anything.


  Sheng Yiting saw her pink face, which was dreamy under the steam from the hot pot. His heart skipped a beat and he swallowed his saliva.


  He took a sip of the tea and let out a breath. What a torturous little demon!


I won't chase you away if you come