Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "If you want to be together in peace, Let's Go To The Movies. After the movie, today's gathering will come to an end." Sheng Yiting said.


  "If you want to talk, let's go to the coffee shop."


  "Let's go to the coffee shop!" Tong Siyao said.


  Watching a movie was like sitting there, but in a coffee shop, they could still talk about their feelings.


  After they arrived at the coffee shop, Tong Siyao was afraid that she wouldn't be able to sleep after drinking coffee, so she ordered a pot of black tea and two desserts.


  The wall of the cafe was turned into a bookshelf. Tong Siyao took a book from it, but she didn't read it. She just flipped open a page and leaned on Sheng Yiting to chat.


  As they chatted, Sheng Yiting suddenly picked up the book and looked at the cover.


  "What's wrong?" Tong Siyao was confused. She realized that the author of the book was not sweet.


I've known her since we were young