Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng Yiting was stunned and looked at Sheng nanxuan.


   your mother and I won't be coming home tonight, " Sheng nanxuan said frankly.  you take good care of shuangxue. 


  Why me? I'm going on a date too, why do I have to bring a third wheel? You guys are already in your teens, what do you want to do? He actually didn't go home!


  Sheng Yiting wanted a duel with his father!


  This was the first Valentine's Day in his life, and his father had been through it. How could he treat him like this?


  Sheng nanxuan ignored him. He helped Gong mo adjust his shawl and asked in a low voice, " "Are you hungry? Let's go and have some supper first."


  At this moment, Lu duo came over to greet everyone. She asked in a sweet voice, " "Everyone has been sitting all night, are you hungry? Do you want to go eat something?"


  Sheng nanxuan shook his head.  I still have to go on a date with your aunt. I won't be going. 


Lu duo's heart sank