Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    At the long dining table, Lu duo and David sat on one side, while Sheng Yiting, Tong Siyao, and Sheng shuangxue sat opposite them.


  When they were ordering, Lu duo asked Tong Siyao,"sister Siyao, what do you want to eat?"  


  After they started eating, Lu duo gave the three people opposite her food and said in a sweet voice, " "Brother Yiting, here you go. Xue 'er, eat this. Sister Siyao, do you want some?"


  "Thank you," he said. Tong Siyao smiled and took the bowl.


  Lu duo had called her " sister Siyao " the moment she came up, and it made her feel very uncomfortable, but she didn't know what to say.


  She didn't know if she was being petty, but she felt that Lu duo wasn't as simple as she looked. She wasn't as innocent as she seemed.


  When Lu duo was about to pick it up for the second time, Sheng Yiting hurriedly said, " "I'll do it myself, you eat too. You've been on the stage the whole time, so you're working much harder than us. Hurry up and replenish your energy."


Why did it grow crooked?