Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Then what month were you born?" she asked in a calm tone.


   March. I'm an Aquarius.  Lu duo said with a smile, as if she didn't know that her words just now were offensive.


  "I'm in September." Tong Siyao spread her hands and smiled.  look, I'm younger than you. 


   oh, oh, oh.  Lu duo looked at Sheng Yiting in a hurry and said coyly, " what's the big deal? You're brother Yiting's girlfriend, so if I call him brother, I should call you sister!"


  At this moment, Sheng shuangxue, who had been eating, raised her head.   if you call him brother, shouldn't you call him sister Siyao and sister-in-law? "


  Lu duo was stunned. She saw that the three of them were looking at her expressionlessly. Her eyes suddenly turned red and she asked uneasily, " "I, did I say something wrong? You guys hate me, Yingluo!"


  "You're thinking too much. Hurry up and eat." Sheng Yiting said.


Make him unable to reason with her, then pester him