Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Lu duo said gently,'brother Yiting, do you and sister Siyao have time tonight? I want to treat you guys to a meal."


  Sheng Yiting thought for a while and asked in confusion, " "Why?"


  "No, no reason!" Lu duo said, " aren't you guys my friends? "


  "Didn't you already treat me yesterday?" He chuckled.


  Tong Siyao didn't know who called at first, but when she heard him say that, she guessed it was Lu duo.


  Lu duo said resentfully,"just ... Just because I treated you yesterday, I have to treat you today." I know that sister Siyao was angry yesterday, and you don't seem happy either. Although I don't know what I did wrong, it's all my fault, so I just want to apologize to you guys."


  Sheng Yiting did not know what to say.


  This was not the Lu duo he knew in the past!


  She actually didn't know what she had done wrong? He said this as if he had suffered a great grievance.


  Since that was the case, she didn't have to force herself.


When are you getting married?