Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Is sighing against the law?" Sheng Yiting blinked.


  Tong Siyao choked and went back to her room, mumbling.


  Sheng Yiting entered the room next door and found a box of condoms on the bedside table. He suddenly felt that the box he had bought was a little unnecessary.


  He put down his luggage and went to find Tong Siyao for dinner.


  There were tourists in the town. Although it was not as lively as the city, the shops were all open.


  The two of them ate outside, wandered around, and went back to rest.


  When they reached the door, Sheng Yiting looked at the time and asked, " "You're sleeping just like that?"


  "Watch some TV and go online." Tong Siyao said.


  "Then I'll come find you later and watch it together."


  Tong Siyao nodded, opened the door, and went in to take a shower.


  Seeing the "beddings" at the head of the bed, she felt a little awkward and muttered in her heart, " This hotel was really too dirty. It specialized in seducing people to do bad things!


This hotel is too dirty