Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    The sound of running water came from the bathroom, but she ignored him and only asked when he came out, &quot; &quot;Are you clean?&quot;


   yes.  Sheng Yiting lowered his head and asked carefully, &quot;do you want to dry it yourself or do you want to dry it?&quot;


  Tong Siyao remembered that her underwear was still out there, so she naturally couldn't let him see it. She immediately said, &quot; &quot;I'll do it myself!&quot;


   then I'll go back to dry Yueyue.  Sheng Yiting picked up the clothes hanger on the bed and his clothes, then went back to the room next door.


  [what happened to washing clothes together? what the hell is wrong with him? he actually missed the opportunity to be lovey-dovey!]


  If I don't court death, there might be great progress.


  Sheng Yiting walked away with his head hung low. Tong Siyao sat for a while before she went to hang the clothes. Then, she changed into her pajamas and got ready to sleep.


I'll talk to you tomorrow