Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Tong annian sat on the sofa and turned on the television. He switched it on to a cartoon, then grabbed a grape and put it in his mouth. After chewing, he spat out the grape skin."Sour!"


  "I'll skin you later," Sheng Yiting said helplessly.


  After a while, he finished peeling the Apple.


  He picked up the piece of skin that was not broken and said to Tong annian, " "Look, it's even taller than you."


  Nian Baobao stared at the long apple skin angrily and thought, " Hmph! Only you can do it! When I grow up, I'll peel it longer than you!


  Sheng Yiting peeled a few grapes for him, then picked up a peeled apple and continued cutting.


  Tong annian looked at him curiously. After a while, he handed over a rabbit-shaped apple slice. It was so lifelike!


  Tong annian was stunned, and he hurriedly went over.  "Little white!"


  "Yes, little white." Sheng Yiting gave him the Apple.  here, eat it. 


  Tong annian looked at him in horror.  how can you eat Whitey?!   


The savage Son