Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng Yiting touched his head and said affectionately, " "Our baby is so smart."


  "Baby!" The parrot suddenly cried out.


  Tong annian was overjoyed,'Xiaohua spoke! He's calling me!"


  "Yes, yes, yes, Yingluo, let's go home and play." Yao LAN said.


  After returning home, Tong annian excitedly introduced his family to the parrot and rabbit.  "This is grandma, and this is Yingluo."


  When it was Sheng Yiting's turn, he paused.  "Well, we'll talk about this later. I'm the baby ..."


  "I'm the baby!" The parrot suddenly cried out.


  Fuck! Sheng Yiting was startled. This parrot was a demon!


  "I'm a baby," Tong annian said to the parrot seriously.


  Tong annian felt wronged,"I'm baby Yingluo."


   wuwuwuwu, " Nian Baobao turned to look at Yao LAN and said, " Xiaohua bullied me. 


  "No, no, I didn't," Yao LAN hurriedly said, " it's imitating your speech. You're the baby, it's nothing."


The baby's heart is bitter