Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Yao LAN brought Tong silu's clothes into the room and called Tong annian out.


  Tong annian carried the chubby rabbit and said to Sheng Yiting,""It's so heavy!"


  "Yes, it's time to lose weight." Sheng Yiting asked,"baby, when are you going to shower? I can wear new clothes after the shower ~"


  Tong annian opened his mouth and took a deep breath. He couldn't lift this Fat Rabbit.


  He gently put the rabbit on the ground, walked to Sheng Yiting, and said seriously,""Don't Call Me Baby, call me baby."


  "Okay, baby. You're the only baby in our family."


  "I'm good at enduring!" The parrot suddenly cried out.


  Sheng Yiting grabbed the Apple and threw it at her.


  The parrot fell from the pole and screamed, " ah!"They hit people! They're hitting people!"


  Nian Baobao glared at Sheng Yiting in dissatisfaction.  "You're bullying little flower Yingluo."


She called him "dad" again