Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Nian Baobao grinned and lifted the rabbit.  "Mom, look ..."


  Tong Siyao said weakly,"don't hug butu all day. It's not good for butu," she said.


  "But butu doesn't like it. Would you feel comfortable if I kept pinching you every day?"


  Tong annian thought about it. It was indeed uncomfortable, so he could only reluctantly let the rabbit go.


  The rabbit turned around and ran away. It did look like it had escaped from the sea of suffering, and baby Nian was instantly unhappy.


  "Okay, baby, do you want to see your grandparents?" Tong Siyao asked.


  Nian Baobao widened her eyes and asked timidly, " "Will Grandpa and Grandma like me?"


  "Then I want to see him!" Nian Baobao said happily.


  Tong Siyao was speechless. Are you going to ignore someone who doesn't like you? He was really a brat with principles!


Grandpa is more handsome than dad