Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    She wrapped her coat around herself, opened the door, and walked out of the room. All she could see was roses!


  Even rice could not be planted in Emilia, so who would know how to plant roses? Where did this fellow get it from?


  The corridor was also filled with roses, and some waiters were placing them.


  When everyone saw her, they bowed respectfully.  "Your Majesty."


  "Tell him to get his ass back here!" Xin Rong turned around and returned to his room.  hurry up and move the flowers in my room! 


  "Move!" Her Majesty the Queen sneezed, how could she not move?


  Xin Rong went back to his room to wash up. When he entered the bathroom, he found that it was also filled with roses.


  On closer look, there were also lilies in addition to roses.


  Xin Rong sighed. He personally moved rose out, washed her, and changed her clothes.


Follow-up: Simon proposes