Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Don't act like you've gotten a bargain!" Xin Rong retracted his hand.


  "Your Majesty, the Bishop and the Prime Minister are here," the Secretary said.


  Simon immediately stood up and helped Xin Rong up.


  Xin Rong turned around. The Bishop saw the ring on her finger and his eyes flashed. He bowed and said, " "Your Majesty, I have something to discuss with you."


  "Let's go to the meeting room." Xin Rong said. He turned to Simon and whispered, " take away all the flowers! I'm choking!"


   yes, yes, Yingluo, " Simon asked.  how about making rose cakes? " It's definitely delicious."


  "Alright! Don't waste it!" Xin Rong turned around and left with the Bishop and the rest.


  "The Queen wants to marry that gang member?" the Bishop asked after entering the meeting room.


  "Can't I?" Xin Rong's eyes swept over him.


  "You are the Queen!" The bishop's face darkened.


  "But I'm already pregnant with his child."


Follow-up: must be grander than yours