Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  Tian Yuan slammed the table and stood up, looking at him angrily.


  He leaned back in his chair and said with a straight face, "  he carried you only because of the excitement. He's not afraid that you'll find out! 


  Tian Yuan slapped the table again and said in a trembling voice, " "You still dare to say that!"


  "You ate my food here, why can't I tell you?" Lin weiqin pointed at the food on the table.


  When Tian Yuan saw this, she straightened her neck and said,"I didn't eat!" I only drank the soup!"


  Lin weiqin choked and glared at her, " "You've been eating a lot since you were young!"


  Tian Yuan was taken aback and immediately felt a lack of confidence, so she sat down silently.


  Speaking of which, she had really eaten a lot of Lin family food when she was young. However, now that she had grown up, she didn't visit him casually like when she was young and didn't eat much.


I won't mess around