Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Tian Yuan craned her neck and looked around. It was quiet all around, so Lin weiqin had probably gone to work.


  She heaved a sigh of relief and walked into the bathroom to wash up. Then, she went back to her room to pack her luggage and pushed it out.


  She took the note and planned to leave a message for him.


  She walked into the living room and smelled the aroma of food. She was shocked and looked up to see him sitting at the dining table.


  He was reading the newspaper when he heard her movement and looked up.  "You're up?"


   mm, ran ran.  Tian Qi looked at him in a daze. He didn't go out? Why aren't you making a sound?


  "Come over and eat." Lin weiqin stood up.


  Tian Yuan pushed her luggage over and placed it by the wall. She asked awkwardly, " "When did you wake up? Why didn't you wake me up?"


  "I know that you girls like to sleep in, so I didn't disturb you." He chuckled.  how is it? Are you feeling better after a good night's sleep?"


He held his breath