Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Zeng Shuai beat Lin weiqin until his nose and face were swollen. He tiredly shook his hand and kicked Lin weiqin twice before taking out his phone to call Lin Lei.


   your son slept with my daughter!  he yelled after the call connected.  come and get her yourself! 


  What did he just hear? Am I dreaming? He must be dreaming!


  If this was f ** king true, there was no way to resolve this peacefully!


  "The president?" The Secretary reminded him.


  Lin Lei came back to his senses and found more than ten pairs of eyes staring at him."Meeting adjourned! We'll open another day!"


  Regardless of whether it's true or not, let's go and take a look first. Yingluo, save her son's life first!


  Lin Lei rushed to the Tian family's house and saw a man kneeling at the door. His hair was in a mess, his face was swollen, and his body was covered in dust and footprints. On closer look, it was his own son.


Waiting for her to grow up?