Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    It was Sheng shuangxue's personal ringtone. Tian Yuan thought for a few seconds and handed her bag to the driver with a scared expression.


  The driver laughed out loud, and the three students in the back row started crying.


  He opened Tian Yuan's bag and took out his phone. When he saw the photo of a very beautiful girl on the caller ID, his eyes lit up and he handed the phone to her. "Your classmate again? Call her over, we'll play together."


  Tian Qi burst into tears, and the driver slapped her. "Why are you crying? Answer the phone!"


  The person outside the car said,"what do you mean?" Wouldn't she be exposed if she accepted the call now?"


  Tian Yuan cried and said,"ran ran, why don't you let my classmate go?" I'll call my friend over. She pointed at the photo on the phone.  as you can see, she's more beautiful. 


  The three roommates behind him were speechless.


   hahaha-" the driver laughed.  one to save three, you're really good at accounting! 


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