Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Where are they?" Lin weiqin asked an extremely important question.


  If he was already at the door, he would be injured or disabled today!


  Tian Yuan also thought of this and said in horror, " "I ran ran, I didn't ask."


  Lin weiqin turned off the fire,"then I'll go first, ran ran."


  He took off his apron, not expecting his luck to run out so quickly. He was a little stunned."The sauce that Yingying made is all there. Wait, wait for uncle and aunty to come, then you can make it yourself."


  "Alright, alright." Tian Yuan panicked a little. She was afraid that he would touch CEng Shuai. If that happened, CEng Shuai would definitely beat him up without a second word.


  While they were talking, Lin weiqin walked to the door and Tian Yuan said awkwardly, " "I'm sorry, Yingluo."


  "I'm fine." Lin weiqin changed into his shoes and left.


If you want to suffer, it'll be someone else's