Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    The car stopped at the entrance of Tian Yuan's community. Lin weiqin lowered his head and unfastened Tian Yuan's seat belt. He picked up a jewelry box in the front of the car and placed it on her lap.


  Tian Yuan looked over but didn't move.


  Lin weiqin didn't take it away. He put his hand into his suit pocket, took out the pair of ear studs, and put earplugs on her ears.


  Tian Yuan pushed him away, grabbed the box in her hand, and threw it at his face.  "Take it away!"


  Lin weiqin froze and continued to put on her ear studs.


  She pushed him away again and gave him a slap.


  Lin weiqin closed her eyes and bent down to pick up the box. She opened the box and placed the ear studs inside. Then, she closed the lid and handed the box to her.


  Tian Yuan saw that there was a crystal necklace in the box.


Do you think this is your own home?