Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Tian Qi's eyes widened and she looked at him in disbelief.


  He raised his hand and gestured,"you were about this tall back then, and I was about to graduate from college." Anyway, you've always been cute in my eyes since you were young. No one else can be compared to one-ten-thousandth of you! Wei Ran was still messing with me. She asked me who my real sister was. But one day, you were so cute that I couldn't help but want to kiss you. I was shocked and felt that I was a pervert. You were still in primary school, how could I have such thoughts about you? So, I can only distance myself from you and not dare to be nice to you anymore, Yingluo."


  Tian Yuan remembered that he had indeed slowly distanced himself from her at that time, and he had lost his temper at her for no reason, causing her to slowly distance herself from him as well.


So I've decided to wait for you